Did you want some precum?
Did you want some precum?
2025-02-07 21:18:10 +0000 UTC View PostI've recently been holding a hitachi to my frenulum with a little bit of pressure - and that's as close as I can get to a hands-free orgasm. I have not successfully had someone massage ye olde prostate to milk it - almost always open to try again. And the preferred setting on the hitachi is a 3 or a 4.
I don't know if you knew this or not, but hitachis automatically shut off after awhile...
Today's totally appropriate shirt for work
2025-02-06 19:42:48 +0000 UTC View PostSome people think I'm funny. Not just funny looking.
2025-02-06 03:51:55 +0000 UTC View PostI know my age is on my profile - forget that for a moment while you ponder this statement and question:
Rarely do I do a full shave (I think about once a year since adulthood). If you saw me on the streets, how old would you say that I appear? (And ignore the razor burn)
It's almost been a year since my cock has been in another person. I'm looking to correct that - just have to find the right people 😏
2025-02-03 14:56:38 +0000 UTC View PostBack in November I started paying for a gym membership. I haven't gone yet.
2025-02-01 19:30:50 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of fucking pervert would have "sex" toys over their bed. Eww .. Oh wait, I moved parts of my collection... Second picture is more centered. Just a few hundred holes in my walls. It's a good thing I own the place.
2025-01-25 00:54:47 +0000 UTC View PostOld picture, but still wondering where did my bottom go... Just remember that the beatings will continue until morale improves!
2025-01-24 03:53:14 +0000 UTC View PostBah. Kink party I was supposed to host on February 1st was cancelled by the birthday boy - he didn't get the interest that he was hoping for. Now to replace it with something else. Later in the month, I'm hosting for my favorite lesbian couple's "ladies and theydies party."
2025-01-24 02:03:45 +0000 UTC View PostI don't know why I do the things I do... Oh wait, I do know why... I'm just a perv for hole exploration.
2025-01-22 00:40:22 +0000 UTC View PostI'm horrible at telling people that they are attractive to me. It's been awhile since I told someone, "you're gorgeous" or anything of the like. I think it's partially because it makes me blush and slightly uncomfortable when similar statements are made about me.
2025-01-22 00:07:01 +0000 UTC View PostSome days, you just want to eat ass.
2025-01-20 20:56:14 +0000 UTC View PostI'm currently without a partner and something I miss is just having someone suckling on my cock for an hour or two. 😘
2025-01-20 03:45:26 +0000 UTC View PostI should open my house up to more content creators, so they can do silly things like playing Jenga.
2025-01-17 20:53:58 +0000 UTC View PostFor a cis het male, my topping history in the last couple months says anything but... The list includes 5 trans women, 2 trans men, 3 enby's (afab), and .... 😘. The youngest was 18 and the oldest 69!
I'll top/beat most anyone that asks. There are conversations and negotiations prior to play.
Almost witnessed someone lose their virginity over the weekend. Her pussy is all of seven weeks old. Did witness her second cock ever for a sec. I'm not much of a voyeur, until it comes to actual porn.
She is in her 40's...🤣
Hosting another party tonight. So, cleaning house. Tonight will be mostly swingers and some kinksters. Hosting for a friend that is in town for a week. Eventually, AKA about 7pm, I'll even put on clothes.
2025-01-11 19:13:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhat happens when you invert the colors on one of your tattoos...
2025-01-07 02:49:41 +0000 UTC View PostThe only reason my house is clean is thanks to hosting kink parties. One coming up on Saturday, even though I hosted last Saturday, and NYE...
2025-01-07 02:35:58 +0000 UTC View PostI'm a fan of nipple piercings, but not of facial piercings or gauges in ears. To each their own.
2024-12-31 23:49:22 +0000 UTC View PostHosting a party tonight and so far, not motivated to start cleaning the house. Five more minutes and then I'll begin.
2024-12-31 20:53:43 +0000 UTC View PostI hate being described as cute. It makes me more self conscious of my own perceived flaws.
2024-12-20 15:04:28 +0000 UTC View PostA cat urinating in your bed is not a fun way to prep for sleep. I need the owner of the car in fostering to pick her up already. But hey, second time this week I've changed my sheets.
2024-12-19 06:01:25 +0000 UTC View PostThought I was hosting a party tonight. Appears I'm not. Cleaned my house naked of course.
2024-12-14 21:25:36 +0000 UTC View PostHope everyone in the US had a good long weekend masticating some turkey. My one set of plans fell through. Ended up watching a lot of Netflix and porn.
2024-12-02 14:41:15 +0000 UTC View PostBlah blah. Killed my Twitter account and moved to Blue sky.
2024-11-17 02:14:45 +0000 UTC View PostYou know you might be an introvert when in the past couple months, I've only spoken with 5 people that aren't co-workers
2024-10-11 17:27:44 +0000 UTC View PostMy OF is 4 years old. So, I did the logical thing - deleted a bunch of posts that I'm not entirely happy with.
2024-06-27 14:52:45 +0000 UTC View Poststarted walking. So far this week, I have done over 20 miles. I NEED to get back into shape.
2024-05-10 16:56:22 +0000 UTC View Post