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I was casually peeling my string cheese when I realized I wa..

I was casually peeling my string cheese when I realized I was making intense eye contact with it… and now I am wondering if I have been single for too long or if I just really know how to enjoy myself. Either way, I think I need a taste test of something even better.

The way I just seductively ate this string cheese has me que..

The way I just seductively ate this string cheese has me questioning everything. I swear I was just having a snack, but now I feel like I need to light a candle and whisper sweet nothings to it. Should I film round two? 😏

My morning routine was going great until I accidentally made..

My morning routine was going great until I accidentally made very intense eye contact with my shower head. Now I am questioning everything 💦

I was going to behave today, but then I caught myself tracin..

I was going to behave today, but then I caught myself tracing slow circles on my thigh with my nails, and now I am just wondering how long it will take for someone to break my self-control. 😈

I keep catching myself playing with my necklace, running my ..

I keep catching myself playing with my necklace, running my nails over my collarbone, and staring into space like I am in a very specific type of daydream. Should I just give in to my own distractions?

The way these nails glide down my skin is making me distract..

The way these nails glide down my skin is making me distractingly needy. Like, I was just trying to lotion my legs, and suddenly I am thinking very inappropriate thoughts. What is wrong with me? 😂

These new nails are making me feel dangerous—like I should b..

These new nails are making me feel dangerous—like I should be dragging them down someone’s back, or digging them into something (or someone) soft. You could be next.

Just tapped my nails against my glass, and the sound alone g..

Just tapped my nails against my glass, and the sound alone gave me chills. Now I am sitting here experimenting with what else they can tap, trace, or wrap around… Any requests?

Got my nails done, and suddenly every single thing I touch f..

Got my nails done, and suddenly every single thing I touch feels unnecessarily sensual. Running my fingers over my lips? Hot. Typing on my phone? Hot. Gripping… well, anything? Unreasonably hot. Should I show you what else they can do? 😏

Good morning! I woke up craving something sweet… then realiz..

Good morning! I woke up craving something sweet… then realized I am the snack. But I would not mind someone taste-testing to confirm 😏

Feeling a little reckless, a little needy, and a lot like I ..

Feeling a little reckless, a little needy, and a lot like I need to be put in my place. Maybe I need some discipline—or maybe I just need some hands-on me. Take a wild guess. 😈

This choker is supposed to be an accessory, but let’s be rea..

This choker is supposed to be an accessory, but let’s be real, it is more of a statement. And the statement is: “I need to be handled properly.” Think you can manage that?

Adjusted my choker in the mirror and accidentally made eye c..

Adjusted my choker in the mirror and accidentally made eye contact with myself like, “Oh… she is up to no good.” Now the real question is—do I behave, or do I let this little attitude of mine run wild?

How wild can you get?

How wild can you get?

Put on a choker and immediately felt like I needed to be mis..

Put on a choker and immediately felt like I needed to be misbehaving. Something about the way it wraps around my neck just flips a switch in my brain… Should I test how much trouble I can get into today? 😏

I have exactly two morning moods: innocent angel or absolute..

I have exactly two morning moods: innocent angel or absolute menace. You have five seconds to guess which one I woke up as today. 😈

Went back today and the bakery guy smirked when he handed me..

Went back today and the bakery guy smirked when he handed me my order. Either he remembers me, or he just knows their pastries are that good. Should I test the theory and see if he reacts again? 😈

The croissant was soft, warm, and oozing chocolate, okay? If..

The croissant was soft, warm, and oozing chocolate, okay? If that is not moan-worthy, I do not know what is. Should I be embarrassed or just own my food-induced pleasure? 😆

Tried to play it cool after the incident, but then I dropped..

Tried to play it cool after the incident, but then I dropped a flake down my shirt and made it so much worse trying to fish it out. Safe to say, I can never return to this bakery again.

Accidentally moaned, biting into a chocolate croissant… the ..

Accidentally moaned, biting into a chocolate croissant… the bakery guy definitely heard me. Pretty sure he gave me the look when I went back for a second one. Do I explain myself or just let him wonder? 😏

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𝐇𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐔𝐁 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄

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Morning routine: Wake up. Look hot. Get distracted by my own..

Morning routine: Wake up. Look hot. Get distracted by my own reflection. Forget what I was supposed to be doing. Anyone else? 😂

I was SO close to getting a second one, but I think I had tr..

I was SO close to getting a second one, but I think I had traumatized enough people for one day. Unless… you think I should give you freaks a private show of what went down! Tip me here if it's a FUCK YES!😈

Getting asked why I was holding it with two hands, FUCK!! I ..

Getting asked why I was holding it with two hands, FUCK!! I have never felt more judged in my life. They should just assume I am up to no good! 😂

So, licking ketchup off my fingers while holding a hot dog i..

So, licking ketchup off my fingers while holding a hot dog is too much for a family-friendly cookout. My bad. Next time, I will use a napkin… or maybe just invite a different crowd.

Tried to be cute eating a hot dog… now everyone that was at ..

Tried to be cute eating a hot dog… now everyone that was at this BBQ was staring at me like I needed to be stopped. Look, I did not mean to make direct eye contact while taking a bite fuck, family reunions are going to be so AWARD from now on!😏

Rise and shine! Or, in my case, roll around half-naked, wond..

Rise and shine! Or, in my case, roll around half-naked, wondering if putting on clothes is really necessary today. Thoughts? 🥵

I was ready to accuse my walls of swallowing it whole, but n..

I was ready to accuse my walls of swallowing it whole, but nope—it was just casually sitting in the open, reminding me that I really need to start cleaning up after myself. Or do I? 😈

Had a full-blown crisis, thinking I had misplaced my favorit..

Had a full-blown crisis, thinking I had misplaced my favorite toy. Almost sent out a missing persons report before I spotted it chilling on my pillow like it owns the place. Honestly? Kinda iconic.

For five whole minutes, I was about to accept a life of trag..

For five whole minutes, I was about to accept a life of tragedy… only to find it sitting exactly where I left it. This is why I cannot be trusted with responsibility.