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Can someone explain why I have a mystery bruise but zero mem..

Can someone explain why I have a mystery bruise but zero memory of how I got it? Either I am sleepwalking into walls, or I had a very eventful night and forgot to take notes.

Honestly, at this point, my thighs are like a scrapbook of q..

Honestly, at this point, my thighs are like a scrapbook of questionable decisions. Some of these bruises are from being clumsy… but some? Well, let’s just say not all “accidents” are bad.

Found a random bruise on my thigh… either I am too wild or j..

Found a random bruise on my thigh… either I am too wild or just a total klutz. Maybe both? One minute, I am living my best life; the next, my legs look like I lost a wrestling match with my furniture. Should I be concerned, or just take it as a sign of a good time? 😏

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Another day, another chance to make questionable decisions i..

Another day, another chance to make questionable decisions in the name of ‘self-care.’ Thinking today’s plan involves wearing something tiny, feeling myself, and sending you proof. Sound good? 🥵

If staying classy means denying my natural talents… then I d..

If staying classy means denying my natural talents… then I do not think I was meant for that life. Besides, what is the point of a treat if you do not enjoy every inch of it? 😘

Some people sip tea with grace; I, however, turn every snack..

Some people sip tea with grace; I, however, turn every snack into a full-blown performance. At this point, I should just make a menu of “foods I should not eat in just anywhere.” Popsicles? On the list. Bananas? Banned. Lollipops? Absolutely not. 😈

It started so innocently, just a girl, a popsicle, and a hot..

It started so innocently, just a girl, a popsicle, and a hot day. Then I looked down, realized what I was doing, and suddenly felt like I needed to either start a career in ASMR or apologize to the frozen food aisle.

Told myself I would be classy today… then I deep-throated a ..

Told myself I would be classy today… then I deep-throated a popsicle without thinking. Some things are just instinct. One second, I was cooling off, and the next, I was making accidental eye contact with my neighbor through the window. Do I explain myself or just own it? 😏

Woke up feeling like a menace today, fully prepared to be th..

Woke up feeling like a menace today, fully prepared to be the reason someone’s mind wanders in all the wrong (or right) directions 😈 Who is brave enough to handle me this early?

Discovered the most fun way to multi-task. My clothes are ge..

Discovered the most fun way to multi-task. My clothes are getting clean, my mind is getting filthy. A fair trade, no? 😏

Accidentally discovered the most fun way to multi-task. My c..

Accidentally discovered the most fun way to multi-task. My clothes are getting clean, my mind is getting filthy. A fair trade, no? 😏

Was not planning on getting turned on by an appliance today,..

Was not planning on getting turned on by an appliance today, but here we are. Should I finish the laundry or let the laundry finish me? 😈

They say laundry is a boring task, but that just means they ..

They say laundry is a boring task, but that just means they are doing it wrong. Who knew ‘spin cycle’ could have a whole new meaning? 💦

Started off just doing chores like a responsible adult… now ..

Started off just doing chores like a responsible adult… now I am questioning if this machine has ulterior motives. Vibrations set to dangerously distracting level 🥵

Sat on my washing machine during the spin cycle for scientif..

Sat on my washing machine during the spin cycle for scientific reasons… best decision of my life. Never thought I would be jealous of my own laundry 😏

Good morning! Woke up feeling like a menace today—fully prep..

Good morning! Woke up feeling like a menace today—fully prepared to be the reason someone’s mind wanders in all the wrong (or right) directions 😈 Who is brave enough to handle me this early?

Started off wanting abs, but now all I want is an excuse to ..

Started off wanting abs, but now all I want is an excuse to keep bouncing. Should I at least pretend I did something productive?

One jump. Two jumps. Three jumps. Okay, that is enough cardi..

One jump. Two jumps. Three jumps. Okay, that is enough cardio for the year. Time for the real fun to begin.

Stepped in front of the mirror to check my form… 10 minutes ..

Stepped in front of the mirror to check my form… 10 minutes later, still standing there admiring the results. This counts as body positivity, right?

Tried to stretch, but every move just made things jiggle in ..

Tried to stretch, but every move just made things jiggle in a way that had me completely losing focus. Maybe I should just film this ‘workout’ instead?

Was supposed to do a workout, but got distracted testing jus..

Was supposed to do a workout, but got distracted testing just how much support this bra actually has. For science, obviously.

Put on a sports bra with intentions… ended up just bouncing ..

Put on a sports bra with intentions… ended up just bouncing around and admiring the view. Honestly, I think I burned more calories just staring at myself than I would have at the gym. 😏

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Woke up, checked my phone, and realized I had way too much t..

Woke up, checked my phone, and realized I had way too much teasing to do today. Should I start slow, or just ruin your focus immediately? 😘

I might just make a few risky choices today. Low-cut top? Ch..

I might just make a few risky choices today. Low-cut top? Check. Naughty thoughts? Always. A little secret under my skirt? Guess you will have to find out.

I mean, I am feeling wild, flirty, and just a little bit mis..

I mean, I am feeling wild, flirty, and just a little bit mischievous. Maybe I should put my hands to good use and test my own luck tonight—unless someone wants to take over? 😈

I mean, I just tried on a tiny green outfit, and it is cling..

I mean, I just tried on a tiny green outfit, and it is clinging to all the right places. Should I keep it on or see how fast I can take it off?

I am not Irish, but I do enjoy getting lucky… and by "lucky,..

I am not Irish, but I do enjoy getting lucky… and by "lucky," I mean finding a snack I forgot about in my kitchen and finding the perfect excuse to wear barely any clothes today. Who is feeling festive enough to help me celebrate? 😏

Good morning! I stretched, I yawned, and somehow ended up in..

Good morning! I stretched, I yawned, and somehow ended up in a position that is not safe for work. Should I stay like this or switch it up? 😏