Good morning good morning good morning. I get your asses up ..
Good morning good morning good morning. I get your asses up today we got mayhem to commit.
2024-04-09 15:02:27 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning good morning good morning. I get your asses up today we got mayhem to commit.
2024-04-09 15:02:27 +0000 UTC View PostOkie I'm in total eclipse so while the sun is blocked lets go ahead and offer a sacrifice to appease the gods. We're gonna go with a new tip goal and a reshill today. New tip goal will be for Bondage/Shibari attire during the video. You know the kind. If I can find some nice shibari attire I'll lean towards that but I have my eyes on some new bondage pieces that I think would be nice too. Maybe both if we do well or something. Gonna go with 10 new tippity-do-dahs. If we don't hit this goal I'mma do this shit in a parka so I hope y'all hit it. And a reshill cause ya know we gotta reshill.
2024-04-08 19:06:25 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning. I'm also gonna remind you not to directly look at the sun without the right protection. But if you're gonna do it anyway at least you'll be losing your vision to watch something cool
2024-04-08 15:57:24 +0000 UTC View PostOkie new clip but it's kinda long but I didn't wanna give it the video treatment cause I wasn't planning on it but I might still do that I dunno. Anyway it's a Rex themed roleplay video for those you like that kinda fetish stuff. I hope you take my meaning here don't want you walking into something you didn't expect. Very light on the roleplay though mostly about the throating ya know? Cum in mouth and letting it waterfall as well. But yeah get the vidya if ya wanna. New tip thread goal tomorrow. We already have a pretty fine tip thread so I'll probably be putting in the big gun goals soon.
2024-04-07 19:05:00 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning good morning good morning! It's Sunday and the day before all the eclipse shenanigans so I hope if you're in an area where you're getting slammed by that kinda traffic you survive
2024-04-07 15:07:43 +0000 UTC View PostOkay I'm recovering still but a bit more recovered than earlier. Probably gonna be writing today off though as a rest day. I also bought some stationary yesterday while hydrated so I got cool pens and shit to write with incoming. Not that it really matters to y'all but I like nice pens and stuff okay? Okay. Anyway I updated the tip thread with the current pie counts and I shall throw out a reshill with the minimalist of efforts. Don't be like me kids and make bad choices, okay? Anyway it's an old video where I derp around in a casino and do some public shenanigans. I don't do these kinda things anymore just cause it's too much for me but I did them before so ya know here it is again Oh had to repost this cause I couldn't post the video I mentioned above so here's a roleplay video reshill instead "Convincing You To Cheat On Your GF"
2024-04-06 22:12:34 +0000 UTC View PostI'll update stuff later today I'm still trying to recover don't mind me
2024-04-06 18:35:22 +0000 UTC View PostOlie dokie folks hydration has happ3n3e
2024-04-06 03:05:21 +0000 UTC View PostWell fuck me as soon as I made my last post I could upload again. Maybe it was some weird cache thing but either way here we go! Nut Busters Vol. 2 featuring a BBC dildo and a new outfit. Definitely gonna keep up the series and add different things to it in the future.
Other than that I've already given tip thread updates and stuff and I'll update the tip thread tomorrow with the total throatpies/facialpies. But yeah thinking of maybe going out today and getting a drink with a friend I haven't seen in a while. She'll likely be driving so watch out for hydrated shitposting.
Okay OF ain't letting me upload things right now not sure what's going on but yeah. So I'll put up the new video when I can
2024-04-05 19:44:49 +0000 UTC View PostWell goal was smashed so I'll once again revert to adding throatpies for every 3 tips today. But we're gonna do throatpies and facialpies cause we should have some of those too, right? Also lemme rant about PornHub's new changes. Now it's only been changed on the creators side but they announced a little while ago there's gonna be a minimum video length to receive adrev on a video. Most of my PH vids are just the teasers cause I mostly use it as a promotional platform but I still made like $3 a day on it in adrev. Now it's not much but I'm more so pissed that they're just pocketing that now. Might be dropping PH and deleting my stuff there and just sticking with xvids and explore some others for promotional type of stuff. But yeah that shit is just scummy. Never really relied on the PH rev but I just hate the idea of a corpo taking more from me than they already are
2024-04-05 15:58:41 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning my little wankers. A couple things this morning Firstly we'll have a new goal today and I'm gonna add a special little something for the tip thread So the goal will be for a new Bad Dragon Dildo to be added to my collection and to the video where you'll be seeing it's first use. I'll have to browse a bit but I don't want anything OVERLY thiccums cause I think my mouth stretching is almost at it's limit even if I think I can still get thicker things down my throat. But I hope to find a decent combination of thick and long for this next one. The goal will also include +5 minutes to the video if/when hit And the special extra is that the top 2 tippers and 1 randomly selected tipper (so you all have a chance kinda sorta) will get an extra little clip on top of the full tip thread video. This won't be resold and it'll be exclusive to the 3 of you. The goal will be.....15 new tips on the tip thread. It's a bit high but those dildos ain't cheap ya know? Now I know you aren't able to see the tips and such and that's on purpose. So it's almost gonna be like a blind bidding system. So yeah it's kind of a chance thing but that's the only way I can think of running it. If you don't wanna participate in that that's fine but I wanted to reward to do some kinda reward for those who go above and beyond the intro amount. It'll likely be a 5-10 minute clip. Also a new video later today cause I still got content comin'. By the way later tip goals will include the super long 38 inch dildo, attempting to throatfuck myself with it all down me a bit, and possibly having a small segment with a person with a strap-on again (nope no real penis). But that one is only a possibility cause scheduling and all that. But that's all the news I have for now. Good morning ya beautiful people.
2024-04-05 14:42:13 +0000 UTC View PostOkie dokie we gonna chill on the goals today and just do a regular reshill which is part 2 of the one from yesterday. It's an older tip thread video to kinda get you an idea of what sorta video to expect. They tend to be long, fairly hardcore, and I try to push myself to the limit. Gonna have a new goal tomorrow though and we'll be adding another twist to it as well. But yeah that's about all the updates I have for you right now. Got a lot of throatpies to do already but we'll probably continue to have ways to add more cause I know you all love it when I drench myself in the wonka cream filling.
2024-04-04 19:21:58 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning and a rousing fudge you for all the drinks. My head hurts, my body aches, and I'm out of hydration liquid. So I hope you're all happy with yourselves. >:(
2024-04-04 14:44:54 +0000 UTC View PostOkay okay look don't make me run out of hydration material it's too late to get more and I'm already tits deep
2024-04-04 01:49:00 +0000 UTC View PostI think I underestimated y'alls desire to either see me do throatpies or make sure I'm hydrated. I'm either touched about the care or disappointed in your depravity.
2024-04-03 23:06:35 +0000 UTC View PostAlright lets play a game From now til tomorrow I'll add a throatpie to the tip thread for every 3 new tips. But I'll take a drink of my very HYDRATING (wink) drink for every new tip from now til I go to dreamyland. And who knows what enough hydration will bring ya know? Alright lets go
2024-04-03 22:52:11 +0000 UTC View PostOkie dokie y'all it's reshill time and tip thread updates So I already updated it with the throatpies and we're gonna chill on a goal til tomorrow. I have a few things I want to offer as goals but I gotta make sure it can happen first so we'll do those when I can get some confirmation. But it's progressing. I've got an outline of what I want it to look like as a whole so as long as we hit goals I have no doubt this new video will dethrone the Best Damn Deepthroat Vidya Ever. But for now we're reshilling an older Tip Thread video. So getcha the vidya if ya want it. If not that's cool. I hope you join in on the current one <3
2024-04-03 19:50:48 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! I have updated the tip thread to show 7 throatpies achieved for the vidya. Stay tuned for more goals in the future. But for now it's just a howdy doody good mornin' to ya <3
2024-04-03 14:49:42 +0000 UTC View PostOkie dokie this was my last tip thread from 2023 that finally got done after tons of hiccups. Already sent out to those who participated this was meant to be a small tip thread because I was busy back then with other stuff. But the last video I did that was sorta exhibition-y really stoked some interest so I did another one where I answer the door semi-naked. In all honesty this was just a pain in the ass to manage though. Through security, and over all the risk of something bad happening I don't think I'd be doing one like this again. But yeah the vidya is out to you normies now. Go tip on the current tip thread to be part of a real tip thread that'll be a nice, massive, throat-stretching goody vidya. Just check the pinned post, okay <3
2024-04-02 18:43:52 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! Big surge of tips so I went ahead and completed a couple other goals. So far y'all have checked off Bad Dragon Chances, The Big Bad Dragons, and BBC Dildos. The current goal is Throatpies! We're gonna start with 3 but this will be a reoccurring goal as well as add-ons for other goals. Gonna start the goal at 5 tips but if we spill over a significant amount before I check I'll probably just add in extra throatpies for the spillage amount. But yeah thank yall for joining in those who did! Happy Tuesday! Last tip thread video will be out today as well!
2024-04-02 14:59:21 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning good morning! Today I shall be starting up a new tip thread. Not right now but later. All details will be on the actual post so just wait for that. Don't fall for any April Fools shenanigans today though
2024-04-01 14:53:48 +0000 UTC View PostOkie dokie the old tip thread is sent out! Tomorrow we shall start a new one! Finally! Muaahahhahaha! But for today we shall do a simple reshill as we save up our energies and walletergies for that. I'm gonna try and make it a good one. So take this meager offering of a reshill and look forward to the opening of a new tip thread tomorrow that will include mystery, mayhem, and possibly magical feats of pornography.
2024-03-31 19:08:38 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning Two points today The tip thread video from forever ago will be going out today. We shall be starting a new tip thread video as well soon. It's finally done y'all thank you for waiting. My bad. And Luque lost to Buckley? What the fuck? Man Geoff must have done a number on him cause since then it's just been a downhill drop
2024-03-31 14:10:06 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning Only Fancisco I hope you had a good night's sleep! I'm basically feeling 100 percent and you know what that means! More verbal lashings and physical punishments!
2024-03-30 15:40:17 +0000 UTC View PostAn OG tip thread video for reshill today. A long and fairly hardcore one. This one sorta kicked off me doing them. This is also to announce that the tip thread from way back when will be sent out this weekend once I can edit it properly. Feeling a lot better today with mild scratchy throat-yness so I'm gonna get some editing done so I can get stuff sent off and ready. So yeah. That's your daily Kayla Update on how things are going. Stay tuned to see how well I follow through with it though.
2024-03-29 19:49:22 +0000 UTC View Post