Heya random vidya but gotta get back to driving
Heya random vidya but gotta get back to driving
2022-05-12 20:43:35 +0000 UTC View PostHeya random vidya but gotta get back to driving
2022-05-12 20:43:35 +0000 UTC View PostGood afternoon friends and fam hope your Thursday is fucking awesome
2022-05-12 16:28:15 +0000 UTC View PostOn my way hooommmmeeeeeeeeee yeeehawwwww take me hommmeeeeee. Finally on the way home. I dont plan on pushing the driving as hard cause I'm fucking WIPED out but still gonna try and get home as soon as possible. So take heart that I shall soon be doing new and ridiculous porns. Keep taking the reshills in the mean time.
2022-05-11 18:53:02 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning nerds hope yall are well
2022-05-11 17:34:54 +0000 UTC View PostAfternoon all I finally got some time so I thought I'd answer some questions people kept asking I'm in PA to help my mom. It's not a pleasure trip but it's to help my mom get some stuff done. I'm from PA so yeah No I won't hang out with you Yes I know about the things to do in PA I've done them don't worry Alright there's that. Tomorrow will probably bemy last day needed here and I'll be heading back home to Texas but probably at a slower pace than coming here cause I need the rest and don't wanna push myself driving. So please deal with shitty and mediocre shills for a little longer. Thank you all.
2022-05-10 19:21:08 +0000 UTC View PostAlright yall this is a new video. It has no preview or thumbnail because I didn't have time to make them before I jetted away to PA but the video itself is done. It's a kinkier video focused on anal. My mouth is taped shut with WHORE written on it and I just fuck my butt hole, unload a load in there, and then finish up by tasting some. So yeah grab it if ya wanna and I'm hoping to be done here in the next couple of days and head back home. It really sucked timing wise and I'm sorry about that. I'll focus real hard on making content as soon as I get home.
2022-05-09 20:58:10 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning ya needs. Day 2 of going through stuff
2022-05-09 14:34:11 +0000 UTC View PostAlright I had a long and busy day going through this storage unit and I wanna die. I updated the tip thread to reflect the current cake size and added extra to it. And now I will again do a random shill. Sorry I'm so tired I can't really put energy into anything
2022-05-08 23:13:02 +0000 UTC View PostLate but good morning make sure to call your mommas
2022-05-08 18:25:59 +0000 UTC View PostI made it to my momma which is great but I'm gonna crash a bit. New video tomorrow but I'm doneeeeeeee for now. Also missing UFC which is sad cause I wanted to see the Chucky vs Gaethje and stuff but oh well whatcha gonna do Anyway rando shill again while I catnap
2022-05-07 20:36:48 +0000 UTC View PostI made it I hate this drive so much
2022-05-07 19:25:20 +0000 UTC View PostIn PA woooo almost there I missed ya Sheetz
2022-05-07 16:56:58 +0000 UTC View PostStill driving and picking this at random sorry yall but I'll be there soon and then I'll just wanna die from all this driving and stuff. Cheap video cause I need dem sales yo also will update the tip thread as soon as I can
2022-05-06 20:26:26 +0000 UTC View PostHi on the road and stopped to get gas. Obviously I can't really shill anything so I picked something on my phone yeah sorry. Long trip ahead so I'm doing what I can in-between Much love!
2022-05-05 19:50:14 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning (kinda). Looks like I'm gonna be driving to PA. Long story short some things fell through for my mother who went back to PA to get some of her old stuff in a storage unit and so I'll have to make my way there. It's a 24 hour or so drive so it's gonna be pretty rough but I'm gonna do my best to get there ASAP. All in all I'll probably be gone for about a week. Unfortunate but I'll still be around here just can't really put up brand new content while out except one I have ready to send which I will later. Gotta get everything ready to go ASAP so peace out y'all
2022-05-05 15:11:36 +0000 UTC View PostMan OnlyFans being EXTREMELY fucky. But anyway I wanted to do this and I'm gonna pin this so I guess that message will stick but that's okay cause it's true like 90% of the time anyway It's time forrrrrrr May Tip Thread: Birthday Edition! This is my birthday month! May 18th to be exact so I shall end this tip thread on May 19th. The video will come shortly after. Now since it's a birthday themed video it should have some cake in it. Both the fleshy kind and the actual bakery kind. So I figure we'll make it like a video. Since deepthroat is the most popular we'll make it mostly centered around deepthroat. But the fun part is that I'll also end up sitting on a birthday cake! Maybe. We'll see if you get there. So basically as more people contribute the size of the cake will go up! We'll start with a mini-cupcake and it'll expand in size up to a Costco sized cake. And maybe while my cake is sitting in cake I'll do some deepthroating and all that jazz. Probably have a bite or two too cause who doesn't love cake? We'll also have longer video times, more dildos, more throatpies and all that sorta good stuff going up with the tip count as well of course. So that's the basics out of the way. Anyway here's the details and how to participate 1) Tip a minimum of $10 on this thread 2) Cake size will go up depending on how many people get in on the thread. We're starting with mini-cupcake size and our goal is Costco sized cake. 3) There might be extra goals if we get a certain amount on a certain day. I'll announce it that day. It's usually just sorta how I feel. 4) If it goes pretty well we'll make it a whole thing with some birthday balloons and even a party hat. 5) Ends on May 19th (day after my birthday) 6) A few of you have been doing this and I let it slide but I won't anymore cause it ain't fair to everyone else but if you tip under the minimum amount you won't get the vidya. 7) I'll keep track of goals in this thread so check back once in a while 8) Birthday! Basically that's it. The minimum is $10 but of course if you wanna do more feel free to. I don't know if we'll have other goals besides the cake getting bigger but we'll see. I probably will cause it's more fun that way. Current Cake Size: Mini-Cupcake Video Length: 15 minutes Other Promises: NOTHING BETCH
2022-05-04 21:10:51 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! Looks like OnlyFans is being a bit jank.
2022-05-04 15:28:20 +0000 UTC View PostLots of hardcore content lately so lets do something a bit more chill kinda for the re-shill. Mostly vanilla masturbation type stuff getting myself nice and hella wet not like it needs it here on Texas lately it's like rain every god damn night. But anyway maybe this will help appease the water gods and stop it from raining every damn night. Anyway I had to get up early to take someone to the airport at 6am so I have a wonkytonky sleep schedule cause I was afraid I wouldn't get up so I tried to stay up all night but ended up sleeping at like 4am but then only slept for an hour but like I dunno man my brain is frazzed. So today is gonna be a day to fix this and tomorrow is gonna be a day to get back to worky twerky.
2022-05-03 18:13:44 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning compatriots. Afternoon actually but who's counting
2022-05-03 17:15:59 +0000 UTC View PostOkay I had a busy day but a productive day and so my shill is late but here it is anyway Also OF is taking a gigantic crap all day it's been ass but hopefully it fixes itself soon. Just picking a random video and throwing it out there because #1 I'm not convinced it will post properly with OF being fucky as it is and #2 I'm tired as fuuuucckkkkkkk
2022-05-03 01:32:53 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning y'all! Hope your week starts off great!
2022-05-02 15:10:44 +0000 UTC View Post"Vagina. Throat. Ass. Long ago, the three holes lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Vagina Nation attacked. Only the Kaylatar, master of all three holes, could stop them, but when the world needed her most, she vanished. A hundred orgasms passed and my brother and I discovered the new Kaylatar, a Throatbender named MissPrincessKay. And although her Throatbending skills are great, she has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe MissPrincessKay can save the world." This is Book 1 of MissPrincessKay journeying to master the art of Assbending. In reality it's just me attempting to put the slink all the way up my butt. It's my first time really trying so I think I did pretty well. Ain't gonna be long before I get it both down my throat and up my butt and being like "now kiss"
2022-05-01 18:13:32 +0000 UTC View PostMorning Kayla Krew! Don't sin today it's the lords day after all! Also Rob Fonts face last night looked like it went through a rough breakup after he fought Chito god damn.
2022-05-01 15:19:44 +0000 UTC View PostAlright I'm gonna save the new video for tomorrow because if I'm gonna be doing unholy things to my butt butt it's gonna be on the lords day. So today you'll get a butt butt re-shill to get you all warmed up for my slinky butt butt video tomorrow. So here's some big ol' butt butt dildo stuffs. Enjoy it and hopefully you'll like the vidya tomorrow as well <3
2022-04-30 21:36:10 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning ya knuckleheads. Enjoy the weekend and don't do anything I wouldn't
2022-04-30 15:25:08 +0000 UTC View PostAlright happy Friyay to y'all. UFC tomorrow is looking lackluster once again. Hoping Arlovski gets the W cause watching legacy fighters still winning is always fun. Oh right also almost forgot but next month is my birthday so we'll do a tip thread for special birthday vidya. Not sure what it'll involve yet but it might be more of a fun porn video than a porn porn video. We'll see though. So anyway onto my re-shill Anyway I picked one at random. The last throatpie video I did did pretty good so I figure y'all horning for some throatpie content so here ya go. Plus fuck machine usage which is always a plus. Other than that same ol' same ol' here. I got a new video coming soon with the shokushakskuahsku (the super long 38 inch dildo) going up the other end of me. Not as impressive as my throat cause I can't get all that much of it in but lets call it training for now and see how far we can go.
2022-04-29 20:08:38 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! Happy Friday! Yayayayayay!
2022-04-29 15:11:20 +0000 UTC View PostAlright happy Lost Ark Reset Day! Anyway I got lots to do cause ya know reset day so here's my OG best seller. Might still be I don't keep track but it was my most hardcore video ever for a while. Still ranks up there though. 44 minutes of fuckadoodleydoo. Special pricing cause I loves ya and it's good juju for my honing probably.
2022-04-28 18:20:39 +0000 UTC View Post