Holy shit I’m FINALLY back in NYC, I cannot WAIT to throw myself back into this website and not have to hide it from my parents lmao. Have a 3-4-1 SPECIAL! 💦💦💦
2025-01-04 19:22:07 +0000 UTC View PostMERRY GIRTHMAS!!! I have been sick as a dog with the flu, but I still wanted to give you a Christmas present so here’s a nut shot for free!
2024-12-26 01:19:11 +0000 UTC View Post
One of my fav gym amenities: a room with a locked door 😈😈
2024-12-23 12:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Don’t even ASK me how my trip was 👿🤬
2024-12-22 12:00:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Cotton Candy ON/OFFs 💕💙 three angles, which one do you like the best?
2024-12-18 18:07:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Siri, how do I get dick AND ass in the same pic? “Looking up slutty-man poses… find a mirror.”
2024-12-17 14:24:20 +0000 UTC View Post
House sitting for a friend, don’t tell her I violated her giraffe 🤫🦒
2024-12-16 12:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
POV: You catch your bf doing laundry in his ONE GOOD SHIRT so you play a mean prank 😈💦
2024-12-15 12:00:46 +0000 UTC View Post
PAY YOUR RESPECTS! Who’d have thought posting in 50 subreddits within an hour would be considered “spamming”? 😅🤷🏼♂️
2024-12-14 19:07:27 +0000 UTC View PostTook me WAY too long to realize that the Tanning Room at the gym is really the Nudes Room 💪🏼💚
2024-12-13 11:00:52 +0000 UTC View Post
EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT!! House Sitting tomorrow night Dec13th, and all day+night Dec14th: CAN FINALLY FILM FREELY! GET THOSE REQUESTS IN NOW!
2024-12-12 12:00:51 +0000 UTC View PostI WAS gonna post a side-by-side comparison of my dick & Luigi Mangione’s dick (the gays circulated his nudes on Twitter), but he’s SO big it made me feel inadequate, am I still your favorite shooter? 💦
2024-12-11 11:00:56 +0000 UTC View Post
“WhY’D yOu CUt yOuR hAiR ShORteR??” Cuz it still hits the ground from edge of my bed dummy, now shut up & fuck my face 😛
2024-12-10 12:01:28 +0000 UTC View PostNutshot Countdown in THREE... TWO... ONE...
Shhhhhh Im at home with family, but I'm house-sitting for friends this Friday/Saturday (Dec 13th/14th), I want LOUD Custom requests NOW 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Loving that brushing my hair has gone from a full-arm motion to just a flick of the wrist 🥰💇🏼♀️
2024-12-08 12:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok fine you can watch me jack off, but you HAVE to be quiet cuz my moms still sleeping 🤫
2024-12-07 12:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostStill taking care of my mom at her place so my contents gotta be sneaky-every-day type stuff (for the record I would never EVER spit out your cum 😘)
2024-12-06 11:00:50 +0000 UTC View Post
HE MIGHTA USED THE SAME E-BIKE AS ME 😍😍 #UnitedHealthcare
2024-12-06 01:58:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Screengrabs from yesterday’s Dick’s PPV, can we agree $120 for sweatpants is INSANE??? 😱😱 makes my lil $8.99 seem pretty reasonable huh? 😏😜
2024-12-06 00:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Got so horny Xmas shopping I had to stop at Dick’s to bust a nut, but I forgot to bring something to cum in… so I ate it
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Includes: trying on sweatpants, stripping naked, JO, on my knees, cum-eating
God fucking dammit, accidentally busted on myself when I was JUST tryna fluff 😤🤬
2024-12-04 12:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
The ball-placement in this photo makes it look like damn illustration of a girthy cock turned to life 🥵🍆
2024-12-03 12:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostTook off my undies in the locker room for my Gray Sweats Lovers (aka probably all of you 😂🩶)
2024-12-02 12:00:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Does this haircut make my dick look fat?? 😏
2024-12-01 12:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Dicking around in the garage (pun intended), who wants to huff gas & fuck on the cold unforgiving concrete?
2024-11-30 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostThere needs to be more funny porn captions, I’m doing my part. This is my hair’s “IN MEMORIAM”, take your hats off when you watch this one
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING! This ponytail sold FAST, guess who’s going shopping with an extra $300 for Black Friday tomorrow?? 🙋♂️🦃
2024-11-28 12:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post
CHOPPING MY HAIR TODAY!! Last ever video of me wrapping my hair around my cock & jerking off for you 🥲😘
2024-11-27 12:00:52 +0000 UTC View Post
I heard you like guys that’re cut ✂️😱😵
2024-11-26 16:53:23 +0000 UTC View Post
